(Two Days and One Night)
(A clear fall day worthy of a trip)
(Amidst yellow fields,)
(they come with good news.)
A presidential commendation.
(The show received a presidential commendation.)
- Do you know how it was? / - Congratulations.
- The minister came. / - The minister?
- Right / - Was it a paper award?
- We didn't all go there. / - It was on paper.
- Yes, paper. / - It had
the President's name at the bottom.
It was incredibly moving.
Anyway, we thank the viewers.
What is this place? It's beautiful.
(The fall breeze accompanies them.)
- Crepe myrtles? / - Yes, crepe myrtles.
Korean crepe myrtles!
(Crepe myrtles fill the fields.)
(Welcome!)
They're beautiful.
(They walk past the crepe myrtles.)
My gosh.
What is this?
Why isn't the director here?
Where's Director Yoo?
- What? / - Ilyong isn't here?
(Who are you?)
Junho, Defconn and Jongmin,
for last week's morning mission,
you had to deliver and have your letters answered.
I'm sorry, but instead of hosting the show,
I'd rather you tell us where Director Yoo is.
I honestly don't mind.
(What?)
- Was there a change? / - Really?
Do we have a new director?
Jongmin, please take your reply first.
It's from Director Yoo.
(Jongmin's letter was answered.)
What is this? Oh, right.
- You wrote to Director Yoo. / - Yes, that's right.
- Did he write back? / - Really?
Director Yoo wrote back.
What did you write in your letter again?
(Ilyong, it's been a while since)
(I called you by your name.)
(Jongmin wrote from his heart)
(and sent a two-page letter.)
- "Let's do our best." / - You said his name.
Yes, my friend, Ilyong.
(How does Ilyong feel about his friend?)
- Your friend... / - What's this?
He wrote me back a short note!
(A one-sided love)
Read it to us.
"I went on a family vacation."
"Do your best and I'll see you next week."
"I miss you."
Okay.
I like this part.
"I miss you."
(Enjoy your vacation, friend.)
(Please meet the junior director.)
(He's part of the additional production personnel.)
(Why do we keep seeing his face?)
(He's been stuck on the show for seven years.)
(Get ready to have your world turn upside down.)
(Today's substitute director is Director Kim Sung.)
Junho and Defconn, did you get replies too?
I'm curious. Did you go to Hong Kong?
(They were supposed to deliver the letters.)
(Destinations included)
(Jeonju, Jeju Island and Hong Kong.)
Figure out a way.
- Did you deliver it? / - We tried to reach him.
- No way. / - We searched for him,
but he's not even working in China.
However, I did get his e-mail account.
So I asked a junior comedian to
- e-mail him in English. / - Did he reply?
No, not yet.
- Then what did you do? / - What, then?
He went to Jeju Island.
- I went to Jeju Island. / - I went to three places.
I played video games at home
after sending the e-mail.
You should've done something more.
I'm waiting to hear back from him.
- Just so you know, I went to three places. / - Really?
- That's a lot. / - This is from Taeun.
- Right. / - Well done, Defconn.
His kids and Siyoon, your mom. She wrote a lot.
- Really? / - No way.
(Taeun's pretty cool when it comes to loving her dad.)
(Can you write some more?)
(What did his daughters write to him?)
- I almost begged for it. / - Hold on.
Are you kidding me?
- What is it? / - Did they scribble?
I was with her when she wrote it.
"Thank you so much."
"I love you."
- What's this? / - Is this supposed to be her?
Yes, she drew herself.
- That's nice. / - Right.
Siyoon's mom surprised me.
- I thought she was his sister. / - Really?
- She looked so young. / - Siyoon's mom?
- Yes. / - This is embarrassing.
Go ahead and read it.
Can we have some background music?
"Siyoon, my proud son."
"Every time I think of you,"
"I am overwhelmed with gratitude and regret."
"I have never been able to support you,"
"and I'm always sorry for being a burden to you."
Gosh, I'm in tears.
"I'm proud that you're my son,"
"and I couldn't be more grateful."
"I'm sorry that I can't do more as your mom."
"You've worked hard to get where you are,"
"but keep doing so for a better tomorrow."
"My son, my blessing, I love you."
"September 1st, 2018. To my precious son, Siyoon."
- September 1st. / - I'll be better to you.
- "My precious son." / - I almost cried.
I went to my grandparents.
(Defconn personally went to his grandparents.)
- My grandfather / - Your grandpa wrote it.
received pine mushrooms.
- What? / - Really?
My mom sent me a photo.
- The mushrooms from North Korea? / - He received them.
- No way. / - Pine mushrooms?
They were sent to separated families.
- Let me. / - Go ahead.
It might be illegible.
I'm an expert in the language of grandparents.
(Let me see.)
- The first letter... / - It's "yu."
Yes, of course.
"Defconn, thank you."
(He already hits another roadblock.)
- "I wish..." / - "You get married soon."
I couldn't make that out.
The whole letter is about his marriage.
You better get hitched soon.
- What about Joonyoung's mother? / - Actually,
- I took the plane alone. / - Did you really go?
Yes, and I came back that same day.
The plane rattled a lot because of the rain.
- This makes Junho look even worse. / - Let me read it.
I'm not kidding. The turbulence that day was awful.
- The turbulence? / - Yes. The plane shook badly.
Go ahead and read it.
- Junho can read it. / - Thanks.
"My beloved son."
"When was the last time I wrote you a letter?"
"It must have been 15 years ago."
"I cried so much when"
"I sent you off to the Philippines."
Watch the tears.
- "You're already 30 now." / - Tell me about it.
"I'm now writing another letter"
"to my now 30-year-old son."
"I couldn't be happier these days."
"Let's both keep doing our best."
"Always stay healthy"
"and don't forget to get married in a few years."
"I love you, son."
Thank you.
I wonder why she mentioned marriage.
- And it just had to be Junho who read it. / - My mom
wants me to get married.
Oh no.
- It's so sad. / - Why did Junho read it?
You should read it again.
That way, it won't be edited out.
The flowers we're seeing are crepe myrtles.
- They're beautiful. / - It's a literal flower field.
Do they take 100 days to bloom?
No, they stay bloomed for only 100 days.
(Where the crepe myrtles blossomed...)
This is Uiseong, North Gyeongsang Province.
- Its garlic is famous. / - Yes, garlic.
Uiseongi is famous for garlic.
Fall is a great season for trips,
and we must promote that
so that many will come here themselves.
So during our trip this week,
we will put together a fall trip commercial.
Have you filmed a lot of advertisements?
Taehyun has.
Taehyun...
He's the man that moves the market.
I saw his poster at a recent event.
Yes, for a traveling agency.
Next week, I'm shooting a commercial too.
(Defconn is shooting a commercial!)
Hyungdon and Daejun were cast.
What is it for? Samgyeopsal?
- Samgyeopsal? / - No, a telecom company.
A telecom company?
(Isn't that only reserved for A-list celebrities?)
You're like Seolhyun!
- A telecom company. / - My gosh.
The idol show sure helped.
What about Junho's toothpaste commercial?
Yes, I was cast in one, and it's all thanks to you.
(He's very satisfied with it.)
It was nice.
Now say that my hair stinks so I can advertise shampoo.
Do everything that smells, then.
Talk about my gray hairs.
When will the six of us shoot a commercial together?
Exactly.
We were offered a commercial,
but one of us asked for too much money.
He asked for too much for no reason.
That's why the deal didn't go through.
I thought it was Taehyun, but it wasn't.
Yes, this really happened.
Taehyun even offered to cut his pay for us,
but one asked for an absurd amount.
- It was out of the blue. / - I mean...
(Chuckling)
That's why the deal fell through.
- Who is it... / - Don't say it.
Right, he has an image to maintain.
- We'll stop here. / - I'm sorry.
We didn't say it was you.
With that in mind, let's take individual shots of you
with the crepe myrtles as background.
(The pose of the 23-year comedian)
Sure.
He's too old to have any new ideas.
- This is hard. / - I love flowers.
Exactly.
(Charlie Kim has bad breath and gray hair.)
Can you see me?
- Not until you jump. / - There's nothing to do.
One, two, three.
(Peek-a-boo!)
He's too heavy to even properly jump now.
One, two, three.
(Hopping)
All right.
(He ends his meaningless shoot.)
Let's all stand in the field.
Defconn, why don't you be like a pig?
- It's the pretty pig. / - Pretty pig!
You should crawl out here.
Shouldn't I make it look childish and cheesy?
No, make it look like you're a pig.
No, I'm doing a commercial for kids.
One, two, three.
(The model wants to do a cute pose.)
That will never sell.
One, two, three.
(My way)
The pretty pig.
(A commercial for children's clothes)
Let's see how the actors do it.
- They've done many. / - There he is.
Why isn't anyone here?
- What are you doing? / - Look at him.
Where's the camera at?
(He knows that angles come first.)
Zoom in.
Which is my camera?
(It's time to please your eyes.)
(Can you spot Siyoon among the flowers?)
It looks like a real commercial.
(This is how you shoot a commercial.)
He looks like Mel Gibson.
We can do it too if we practice.
- Right. / - Of course.
We open today's episode
amidst the beautiful crepe myrtles.
How would you feel about a drawing contest?
(A drawing contest?)
You know very well that we're awful at drawing.
We're the worst.
Fall is the season of romance,
so why don't you
recreate the sentiments on a canvas?
Also, please write a sentimental poem
- to go with your drawing. / - A poem?
Are you kidding me?
Junho will excel at that.
Will we hear "Yellow Tooth Part 2"?
(He got the nickname on the poet special.)
Yellow tooth...
This is hard. How do I even start?
(They're met with difficulty from the start.)
What do I draw?
What do I do?
I should've taken some art classes.
My gosh. The sky is magnificent.
(The clear sky is like a watercolor painting.)
(Watching the scenery clears your minds.)
(Just as they're about to begin...)
Where's Junho?
This seems like the perfect spot.
What do you think? Look at this.
What a view, right?
(Now, what do I draw?)
(They're sighing too.)
(Their brains have hit pause.)
(Pondering)
(Clever Siyoon thinks for a while.)
(Then he transfers his thoughts onto the canvas.)
(They go back to their younger days.)
(In the middle of the picturesque scenery,)
(they draw colorful arts that depict fall.)
Good quality.
This is good enough to be song lyrics.
I can have this in my next album.
(Art is immediately born.)
Now that's poetry.
I'm a genius for sure.
(They finish their work with self-compliments.)
- Did you all complete your artwork? / - Yes.
We'll invite the people
- who will judge your works. / - Pardon?
- To judge? / - Yes, please come out.
No way.
(They didn't do it just for fun.)
Hello, judges.
They startled me.
I thought he was Soochan.
(Today's judges)
I thought he was Soochan.
This is Judge Kim Heeseok.
- Say hello. / - I was so startled.
It's nice to meet you.
Chubby boys look similar to him.
Judges.
Please introduce yourself one by one.
I'm a fifth grader at Daegu Songil Elementary School.
My name is Kim Heeseok.
- Nice to meet you. / - Congratulations.
I'm a fourth grader at Gumi Indeok Elementary School,
- and my name is Bae Seoyoon. / - Nice to meet you.
These judges
won first place at a writing and drawing contest.
The topic was love for the environment.
Congratulations.
That's why we invited them.
Could we see the judges' works?
We should see them too.
(Kim Heeseok's work)
He drew so well.
It's a collection of trash that we threw away.
It became a trash mountain.
(It's a trash mountain.)
I drew people and animals who are sad.
It's about pollution.
It's incredible.
It's Seoyoon's writing.
What did you write about?
Fish
live in plastic containers.
My mom reused plastic container
to give a home to the fish.
- Is it a story? / - It's a story.
- A story about recycling? / - Yes.
- Recycling? / - Yes.
These two will
judge your drawings and poems objectively.
The judges will give a score out of 100.
Only those who get up to third place may eat lunch.
Is this Lunch Game?
What specialty do you think of when in Uiseong?
- Garlic. / - Garlic.
- Garlic. / - It's garlic.
Your lunch is garlic-fed Korean beef.
(Korean beef?)
Garlic chicken.
- Garlic chicken? / - Garlic chicken.
Garlic chicken sounds delicious.
- I want some garlic chicken. / - Let's eat together.
(It's a view full of autumn sentiments.)
(Two Days and One Night Drawing Competition)
I'm embarrassed.
Why are you embarrassed?
Shall I read it? "Like Autumn".
"Spring makes our hearts flutter."
"Love can be hot like the summer."
"I hope my love ripens modestly like autumn."
"Let our memories towards each other ripen modestly."
(It's too cheesy.)
"I want a love where we lower our heads to each other."
"Like autumn."
("Like Autumn")
It makes me lower my head.
It gets as low as here
- in embarrassment. / - Why?
(They lose their hands and feet.)
(Smiling)
- You can't get any points. / - Right.
It doesn't deserve any.
What did you think, judges?
I like the scarecrow
and the rice ripening.
That's what I think.
Thank you.
(It's an unexpected compliment.)
- He gives a good score. / - That's positive.
He gives him a good score.
About the writing,
he wrote well.
- The drawing is a little... / - Then give a low score
to whose work is worse compared to mine. Okay?
That's smart.
- He might get 30. / - Right.
Show us your score.
He gives him 70 points.
(Judge Heeseok gives him 70 points.)
(Judge Seoyoon gives him 70 points.)
- Thank you. / - No way.
They gave him many points.
Judge Heeseok.
You can give people one point to be funny.
(He got it.)
Here's a hint.
(Siyoon's "Like Autumn" gets 140 points.)
- It should be funny too. / - This is...
(He sends hearts to Heeseok.)
(You know how I feel, right?)
I didn't know that you were coming,
so I just...
I drew the situation in my house.
(They laugh immediately.)
Rather than the season,
I depicted a situation.
(He emphasizes that it's his house.)
The title is "It's Fine As Long As It's Not Home".
(Other members empathize.)
It can be dangerous.
Will elementary school students empathize?
These are children.
(He points out children first.)
The eldest, second and the youngest.
The eldest is called Korean, English, Math.
What I meant to express was
a boy who is tired of studying.
All the children look unhappy, right?
They're stuck inside this desolate apartment,
imagining autumn like this.
They want to go out and enjoy the autumn.
"It's Fine As Long As It's Not Home".
(Do you understand how I feel?)
(The picture is moving.)
It's a father who wants to leave the house.
The narrator was you.
This shouldn't be aired.
(His slander starts.)
Do you want your dad to leave the house?
Judge Heeseok is hiding his score from Taehyun.
He doesn't want him to see it.
I didn't know that they were coming.
Show us your score.
I don't like the apartments or the mountains much.
He didn't like them.
Let's celebrate.
Celebrate.
- Celebrate, everyone. / - Come on, everyone.
Those apartments look terrible.
Who draws like that?
He has no sense.
The writing was short,
but I think it's good.
Is it because it's moving?
Let's take a look at the scores.
One, two, three.
- 55 points? / - 55 and 78 points.
(Taehyun gets a score of 133 points.)
In my case,
I didn't expect young judges.
What's the topic?
The title is "Scarecrow Junho".
- Here it starts. / - It's not a scarecrow.
"Scarecrow Junho".
(Goodness.)
I'll read the poem.
"Scarecrow Junho".
"Scarecrow Junho stands alone."
"It's his first autumn."
(Why is everyone laughing?)
"The winter will be especially cold for him."
- "He stands alone." / - He drew well.
There's nothing children can empathize with.
It's very sloppy.
What's wrong? They might like it.
It's sad.
"Scarecrow Junho".
I think
the face looks similar to his. So I liked it.
- That's true. / - Wait.
Heeseok, how is it similar?
- Is it similar? / - It's not similar at all.
He's only looking at the drawing.
There's not much, but it was funny.
- It was funny. / - Thank you.
- Was it funny? / - Yes.
Let's see the scores.
- 65 points? / - 65 and 65 points.
(He gets a lower score than the compliments.)
They gave a lot.
Of course.
("Scarecrow Junho" earns 130 points.)
(Current ranking)
Hello, hello.
Hello, judges.
(He says hello politely to appeal to them.)
Everyone wrote about something bad,
but I wrote about love.
(Love?)
- Let's see. / - What's the title?
I think he forgot.
Heeseok is laughing at you.
He burst out laughing.
- Sir. / - What is it?
It looks disgusting.
They look like insects.
Don't listen to them. They're demons.
They look like insects.
The title is "Crepe Myrtles".
"It's already..." No.
"Heat has disappeared."
"I can feel the wind."
"It's autumn."
Seoyoon doesn't look happy.
(She's disinterested.)
- She isn't happy. / - You can yawn.
"She, whom I unrequitedly love, wakes up."
What do you mean?
"I should confess my love today."
"It's day one from today."
(Laughing)
Who are you reading it to?
He's in trouble.
For 100 days?
Children wouldn't like it.
He regrets it.
It's not what you think. Kissing is love.
Love is the best in life.
What do you think, judges?
I don't like the flowers.
(He's direct.)
Heeseok is accurate.
He didn't put a lot of effort into the drawing.
I did my best.
His handwriting is strange.
(She gives criticisms.)
- Show us the scores. / - Let's see the scores.
- Gosh, really? / - Goodness.
45 points.
She took off 6 points from 51 points.
- She deducted it. / - Why?
- What was that? / - Why did you take it off?
She deducted it all of a sudden.
Why did you deduct it, Seoyoon?
As soon as I saw his drawing,
I gave him 51 points.
I changed it when he explained the story.
It was because of the story.
He shouldn't have said anything.
That's so funny.
The deduction was the highlight.
The judges are funny.
(Jongmin's "Crepe Myrtles" earns 75 points.)
Hello, hello.
Are you writing down his score already?
No, I'm not.
Please look here. Take a look at my face.
- As soon as she saw his face... / - Zero point.
- Doesn't he look scary? / - Look.
- He's cute. / - Am I cute?
(She plays with his heart.)
Will you judge my drawing alone?
His drawing is worse than mine.
(No spoilers.)
- My drawing is like Basquiat's. / - What did you say?
(He laughs out loud at Defconn's drawing.)
- It's contemporary art. / - What?
Heeseok laughed out loud.
I drew crepe myrtle in different colors,
and since I'm a musician,
- I drew musical notes. / - Isn't this a wallpaper?
The title is "Crepe Myrtle". I put
a Chinese character and...
Seoyoon already wrote the score.
(The boring explanation)
(made her write down the score quickly.)
(Then she closed the notebook.)
- She closed it. / - She closed it already.
- Seoyoon closed the book. / - Wait.
You need to hear this.
No, it's okay. What's the score?
(Defconn takes a deep breath.)
Please listen.
"Crepe myrtle blooms for 100 days."
- "You have an impact." / - Gosh.
It has an impact because it blooms for 100 days.
"You'll be gone after today."
"But my memory of you starts today as day one."
He plagiarized.
- He copied mine. / - No.
- He plagiarized. / - Never.
(Defconn plagiarized Jongmin's line)
(almost word for word.)
Cheating is bad.
I didn't cheat.
- You shouldn't cheat. / - We'll show the score.
20 and 53 points.
Heeseok gave you 20 points.
- Applause! / - Just 20 points?
Heeseok laughed a lot.
- The drawing is so empty. / - It's too empty.
Don't you know the beauty of blank space?
Okay, fine.
(Defconn is upset.)
He's upset.
He drew better than Jongmin.
His is similar to Jongmin's.
- Yes. / - The score is still high.
Defconn has the lowest score so far.
(Defconn receives 74 points in total.)
Everyone talked about nature.
But I talked about my heart.
(They like it.)
- It'll get zero. / - Flip it.
- Goodness. / - Look at that.
- What's going on here? / - It's a doodle.
He went like this.
("A Song In Me" by Junho)
This is the sky.
This is the ground.
- It's simple. / - He didn't even try.
- He didn't even try. / - Don't write the score yet.
(He's evaluating it already.)
- He made up his mind. / - Listen to me first.
Please write down after you listen.
- He didn't do anything. / - Give it to me.
- Listen first. / - Take it away.
- Listen. / - "A Song In Me".
I think the poem is nice.
- "Small intestine composes." / - Intestine.
- What intestine? / - "Large intestine writes lyrics."
"Butt sings."
(Making sounds)
(Making strange sounds)
She covered her eyes.
(That's disgusting.)
- Is that a poem? / - "Where did people go?"
- Where did they go? / - It's a good poem.
I think Heeseok won't give
any more than five points.
Let's listen to the comments first.
He has a bad writing, but the poem is good.
- Yes. / - He wrote well.
Thank you. It's really poetic.
How about the picture?
(Laughing)
(He laughs without saying anything.)
Seoyoon will show her score first.
- Let's see. / - It's 79 points.
- Gosh. / - 79 points!
- You pass. / - He wrote the best.
- But... / - Wait.
How many more points do I need?
If Heeseok gives you more than 52 points,
- you'll place third or higher. / - Okay, the drawing.
- Please. / - Okay.
His face already tells you the score.
- Show the score. / - Go.
Is it 52 points?
- Please show us. / - Show it.
(He's nervous.)
(What's the score?)
What is that?
(I pass!)
Show us.
(His soul escapes.)
What's this?
- It's minus 10 points. / - Is this an alphabet?
He'll write again.
He wrote a letter.
It's minus 10.
Junho places last with 69 points.
("A Song In Me" by Kim Junho)
The result of the competition is
Siyoon is first place, Taehyun is second place
and Joonyoung is third place.
- We did it. / - Good job.
(Siyoon, Taehyun and Joonyoung get lunch.)
- Two Days. / - One Night.
(Fall Trip Commercial)
The flowers are as tall as people.
People only think canola flowers are famous.
But people should come here.
It'd be nice to go in there.
It's great for taking pictures.
(They say crepe myrtles bloom for 100 days.)
It's like autumn cherry blossom.
- It's like a cicada. / - That's right.
Everyone got better at metaphors.
We just wrote poems after all.
- We're all poets. / - Yes.
We're filming like it's a fall commercial.
If you're going to shoot a commercial,
we should sign a contract.
This is a breach of contract.
We received an award, okay?
Give us something to eat.
- Give us three meals. / - Okay.
For a fall trip commercial,
there has to be a clip of us eating.
- That's a commercial. / - Yes.
They said they'd give us a bowl of rice
since we received the President's Award.
That's right.
- Really? / - What do you mean?
- Because of the award. / - We asked
for a bowl of rice.
Did Director Yoo Ilyong say that?
(Yes, he did.)
You can talk to him about that later.
(A clean way to solve the problem)
He's good.
- He's not easy. / - He's pretty good.
There's always a female model in a commercial.
If there was one, she would already be here.
He can't pretend to be happy any more.
- He can't. / - It's over.
- It's over. / - He can't do that.
What do you like about her the best?
Are her eyes pretty? Her nose or her lips?
Answer us.
What do you do on a nice day like this?
Do you have a picture with her? Jongmin?
(I don't hear anything.)
I hate this.
He acts as if he's really in a relationship.
Why does he look so funny?
- Look at him. / - Show us a picture.
- Show us. / - Come on.
- Show us the picture. / - Let go.
- Stop it. / - You can date there.
Get married on this program.
Seriously.
- That's fidelity. / - Right.
You guys are like leeches.
(TV brings love.)
(Happy lunchtime)
No way.
- Go in. / - Gosh.
(Uiseong garlic fed beef)
This is amazing.
(Uiseong garlic chicken with a spicy fragrance)
Let's sit.
What's this?
This is...
- Let's listen. / - Do it.
(Sizzling)
- What's this? / - What is it?
I've never seen something like this.
The sound is elegant.
Prime ribs, thick skirt, thin skirt,
neck chain and thick flank.
- Why is there so many? / - Guess the parts?
See if it tastes like garlic.
How is the beef?
(Gulping)
I've never had garlic-fed beef.
- It tastes clean. / - Yes.
This is amazing.
Are those quail eggs?
(It melts in your mouth.)
- Let's make a wrap. / - That looks so good.
It's really good.
Korean beef is delicious everywhere.
It's interesting.
(They eat nonstop.)
The beef is amazing.
Try the chicken.
- Chicken? / - Yes, try the chicken.
Stop grilling the beef.
It's crispy.
(Taehyun bites into the drumstick.)
The soy sauce flavor...
Does it smell like garlic?
It has the taste of garlic.
(Garlic chicken with strong garlic flavor)
It's soy sauce-and-garlic flavored.
It's not very greasy. It's good with alcohol.
- This makes me want to drink beer. / - It's spicy.
Masters, I'll do a funny garlic joke.
If you think it's funny,
give me some chicken.
Okay. I'm hungry for laughter.
If you're funny.
- Okay. / - Make me laugh.
(They suddenly start to act.)
What are you doing?
(What are they trying to show?)
I think he'll spit out the garlic.
(Falling)
(Laughing)
Junho is funny. Let's give him some.
I want some too.
- Here you go. / - Thanks.
You three have work to do.
There's a job for you.
I guess you need to peel garlic.
Look at this.
We'll shoot a fall trip commercial.
We'll shoot the eating part here.
You three have to act according to the storyboard.
- Okay. / - Will they eat?
It's a commercial. We have no choice.
I'll show you the storyboard.
Daughter, mom and dad are at a restaurant.
The daughter keeps eating.
What? Does the daughter get to eat?
The daughter has to eat the chicken at once.
If she fails, she has to keep trying.
- That's nice. / - You can eat ours.
Please choose your roles.
- The daughter. / - Me, too.
All of you?
I look exactly like the daughter.
Look at the storyboard.
Decide who'll be the daughter.
Look. Her eyes are pretty.
"The daughter feeds a fistful of garlic"?
She says, "Uiseong is known for garlic."
Then she feeds her dad a fistful of raw garlic.
Junho has to be the dad.
- Junho is the dad. / - Daughter is the best.
- Daughter is good. / - Only she can eat.
Peel three cloves of garlic. Hurry.
- Three cloves. / - Yes.
Whoever gets it first will play the daughter.
Start.
- It's hard. / - You're good.
- It's difficult. / - I can't peel it.
The skin won't come off.
(Blowing)
Jongmin's method is good.
- Rubbing is good. / - What?
Three is difficult.
- Three cloves? / - No.
- Three cloves? Three cloves? Three cloves! / - Three.
- Three cloves! / - Three cloves.
- Three cloves? / - Three cloves!
You're the dad. Junho is the mom.
- I'll be the daughter. / - Why am I the dad?
- I have no kids. Why am I the dad? / - We're ready.
- Jongmin's the father. / - Okay. We're set.
Now that our roles are settled,
let's decide on the director.
- What? / - Director?
- What do you mean? / - We need a director.
Joonyoung will be Director Jung.
No. He can't be the director.
I'll give up on my vote.
Because you don't want him to be the director,
we'll select him as the director.
Director Jung.
I'll watch you all carefully.
Siyoon will be the assistant director.
- Okay. / - You can be my assistant.
We'll give you props to prepare for your roles.
Do we have to put on makeup? I'm the daughter.
- Here you go. / - The dad doesn't need anything else.
Director Jung. There's the script.
But you have to work on it like this...
I'll be doing this.
(Can they even shoot according to the script?)
(Her father chews food slowly.)
- Wait. / - Glasses are okay. But you put them here.
What are you trying to draw?
Are you drawing the man from "Saw"?
- You're drawing the man from "Saw". / - No, I'm not.
- He looks like the guy from "Saw". / - Don't I?
You only colored his cheekbones.
Put on some color on his lips too.
- I'll do it for you. / - Just do it as usual.
Color them nicely.
(The daughter and her mom are so loving.)
He looks scary.
He's like Ko Eunae from the cartoon.
(Mother: Ko Eunae, a gluttonous eater)
Mr. Hong.
- The dad should be... Okay. / - That's nice.
(Laughing)
- Just trust me. / - You look like Park Sangmin.
(Father: Park Sangmin, bad at Korean)
It's nice!
You look handsome.
(Super Radical Gag Family)
(Shooting for food commercial)
The mother says, "It's good to travel"
"because we get to eat nice food from there."
You should smile.
(The family is trying to memorize the script.)
- What do I do? / - It's good to travel
because we get to eat nice food from the region.
Then what's in...
What's famous in Uiseong?
Uiseong is known for garlic.
Don't forget to smile.
- Put garlic in dad's mouth. / - You should chew them.
"Dad should eat garlic slowly like a gourmet,"
"finish the whole thing and open his mouth."
Is there such a thing?
- There is. / - Here it is.
If you make mistakes, it will never end.
(It's the breadwinner's responsibility.)
- You have to do it again. / - Scene 1, Take 2.
- Gosh. / - Get ready.
- Action. / - Gosh, it's nice here.
You should try this.
(The mother's looking for a drumstick.)
- Why is he eating a lot? / - No, hold it.
You can't have that.
- This is our prop. We need them. / - They're props.
We had to include that drumstick.
I thought since we're on a trip...
- Come on. / - I thought we could eat.
- You are so weird. / - Don't eat the props.
Ma'am, you should smile.
- Action. / - Kimchi should be fine.
I had too much kimchi.
Action.
Let's go again.
Action.
- It's nice here. / - It's good to go
on a trip because we get to eat nice food.
What's famous in Uiseong?
Uiseong is known for garlic.
(There goes the biggest obstacle.)
Here it is. Open your mouth.
- What's that smell? / - It's the garlic.
(Look at his face.)
Look at your father.
(I'm fine.)
I'd like to see him make no mistakes.
(I'm fine as long as my daughter's happy.)
- Don't chew it. / - Just swallow it, dad.
(He swallowed the whole thing.)
- Uiseong garlic is... / - The best.
- Cut. / - Why?
Gosh.
He didn't swallow it. It's in his mouth.
Open your mouth.
He hid them behind his gums.
(He spits out the garlic.)
- Come on. / - Did you hide them behind your gums?
- Somebody had three pieces... / - Wow!
I don't think he can play the dad role well.
We should swap dad and mom.
- Really? / - Oh, nice.
- He's so bad at acting. / - I'm happy to change roles.
He's so bad at acting.
- No. / - It's nice to go on
a trip because we get to eat nice food from there.
- Look. / - This is how you say.
Then you can give the garlic to the mother.
Where's my manager?
Get ready.
Action.
It's nice to be here.
It's good to on a trip
because you get to eat all the food from there...
Cut.
It's good to go on a trip
because we get to eat nice food from the place.
Let's do it again.
(It's their third try.)
(Jongmin is finally done with his line.)
(Junho does something that's not in the script.)
What are you doing, mom?
Look at her.
(He put picked radish instead of garlic.)
Look at the mom.
I don't think this commercial will work.
- The garlic's too strong. / - I'm sorry.
(They're having a hard time shooting.)
We're not ready with...
Let's do it this way. Director Jung,
the daughter will have the garlic.
Will you do it?
Honestly, I can't trust mom and dad.
Oh, okay.
Action.
It's good to go on a trip
because we get to eat nice food from the place.
Really?
What's famous in Uiseong?
Uiseong is
(Inner conflict)
known for garlic.
Oh, gosh.
(Good job, my girl.)
- Oh, gosh. / - He ate the whole thing.
Oh, you're eating well.
It's crunchy. It's like a snack.
Oh, gosh.
(His tongue is burning.)
Oh, my goodness!
It's so sweet!
Isn't it like minced garlic?
(He's tearing up.)
- Uiseong garlic is... / - The best.
Oh, good job.
(It's approved.)
Good job.
- You can just edit it. / - It's all done.
- I'm tearing up. / - Cheers.
Let's move on.
(Scene 2)
(Korean beef marinated with Uiseong garlic)
Siyoon, the mom's making a wrap, right?
"Mom makes a wrap and feeds daughter."
Okay. She makes a wrap.
- Okay. Let's do it. / - Action.
It's really delicious.
- Oh, it's beef! / - I'll dip it in salt.
(It's well-cooked.)
It's very hot.
It's delicious.
(He's having a mysterious symptom.)
He can't even spit it out.
- What's wrong? What's wrong with him? / - It's hot.
Is it that delicious?
(He grabs Junho by the collar.)
What are you doing to your mother?
What are you doing?
- What are you doing to your mother? / - You're crazy!
(This is a broken family.)
- What did you do to her? / - Five pieces of garlic!
Really?
I added garlic and put lettuce on top to hide it.
(He added five pieces of garlic secretly.)
His acting is...
(I'm sorry, my girl.)
- Scene 2, Take 2. / - Action.
I'll drop the garlic this time.
Oh, what a relief.
Oh, my gosh.
(Defconn's known for his eating show.)
Wait a second.
Is it delicious?
(He can smell Uiseong in his mouth.)
How is it?
Because I had Uiseong garlic,
this Korean beef tastes very tender.
I should make some for you two.
I should be a good daughter to my mom.
Oh, gosh. There goes my little girl.
You should be a good girl to me too.
- Okay. / - You got home at dawn.
It's all burned.
You should feed your mom.
Mom, here you go.
Here it is.
(Spitting the garlic)
You're making it only for her?
(His tongue moved faster than their eyes.)
Be a good daughter.
How dare you play tricks?
I'll make one for dad too.
(Pricked conscience)
(Feeding dad as well)
You keep dropping stuff from your mouth.
He's spitting the garlic.
(He's separating garlic from the wrap.)
Work on it.
I'm quite happy about it.
- Here you go. / - Three more servings, please.
This is the last scene.
- Oh, my gosh. / - Get ready.
We're left with garlic chicken.
- My gosh. / - Do we just eat it?
Yes. Your line goes,
"I'm so happy to have good food with my family here."
Finish it with a smile.
You should continue from the last one.
Continue from there.
Okay. Oh, gosh.
There's a delicious food.
- Can you eat it in one bite? / - Of course.
Here you go.
(He twists the drumstick.)
He's twisting it.
(It's all gone.)
- He ate it in one bite. / - Do it again.
- Again? / - Yes, do it again.
Oh, gosh.
(He put it in his mouth.)
(Then he sucks the whole thing.)
It's all gone.
He cleaned in in one bite.
(It's an unbelievable scene.)
- One more time? / - Yes, do it again.
- Do it again? / - Yes.
- Do you want it? / - Do it again.
Okay. Put it in.
(He's an expert at deboning.)
- How is that even possible? / - Let's try it too.
(They use the chance to get a bite.)
Cut. Stop.
Stop it now.
- You can't do that. / - That's not yours.
It's your daughter's. Don't put it in your mouth.
(Dad, grow up.)
Here goes the third scene.
Action.
You should all smile.
- Dad. / - This looks delicious.
This looks delicious.
(They're cute.)
Finish it at once.
Oh, my gosh.
It's all gone.
(Is he a human?)
It's so good
to have good food with my family here. I'm so happy!
Did you improvise it?
You should smile.
(This is)
- Smile, everyone. / - Smile.
(a capitalistic smile.)
You're a master at this.
Kiss him on the cheek and we'll finish this.
One, two, three.
(Kissing)
(The end of the eccentric family)
(The shooting ends successfully.)
This is so hard.
It's so hard.
I ate five drumsticks.
In five minutes.
(Giggling)
If you're done, let's go to the next place.
They had a decent meal.
Thank you for the food.
He ate a lot.
We really enjoyed the food.
- Thank you. / - What do we eat next?
What's that?
If I become the director, I won't let you be human.
I'll paint your body red and make you a spoon worm.
A spoon worm.
(Horrible)
We're now leaving Uiseong
and heading for Gunwi in North Gyeongsang Province.
- Gunwi? / - Are we moving?
- Gunwi. / - Gunwi?
(If you drive deeper into the mountains from Uiseong,)
(you will reach a quiet and beautiful village.)
The movie, "Little Forest" was
- filmed here. / - I know the movie.
(Gunwi is beautiful just like the movie.)
(In the center of the village...)
This is cool.
This place looks like the Folk Village.
This place is beautiful.
(Story Village in Gunwi)
You can experience
the history and culture of the Joseon Dynasty here.
It's called Saraon Story Village.
- Does it mean "life stories"? / - Yes.
(Stories about our ancestors)
- Let's get inside. It looks cool. / - This is nice.
What is that?
I think we should throw these.
- What is this? / - Just throw these.
This? All of them?
Just throw them here.
(Jongmin tries it first.)
This is about fortune-telling.
(It's nothing serious, but it makes them nervous.)
(The divination of your fortune)
(What does it say about Jongmin's fortune?)
"You have a lot of energy and are full of drive."
"No matter what you do, it will go well."
"Everything will go off without a hitch."
(He's been talking about love since morning.)
(Dear deity,)
(please help me find my love.)
Junho's been stressed these days.
He's doing all weird things.
It's right here.
He's holding the sticks neatly.
- Just do it. / - Wait.
Hey, stop it.
(It's a mess.)
What's your fortune thrown by Joonyoung?
(What's the result?)
"After a storm comes a calm."
"There will be a bright future after hardships."
(Just hang in there.)
There will be an answer.
It doesn't say bad things.
Did you get something different?
(After a storm comes a calm.)
It says good things.
There's nothing special.
- What is this? / - No one's interested.
It says I'll be in poor health.
- What is this? / - What?
- What is this? / - Ilyong is right there.
- There's Ilyong. / - There he is.
Did he become a statue?
This place is a village school.
Did they have oriental clinics back then?
That's right. They had oriental medicine clinics
- like Donguibogam. / - Someone's in there.
Is there a person?
This is scary, seriously.
(Ilyong is sick in bed now.)
(Their destination is the district office.)
We will get flogged here.
- This is it. / - Twist his legs!
They have sticks here.
(Pillory, leg-screw and sticks for flogging)
I'll hit you full swing like this.
If Defconn hits me with this...
This is so...
This is my seat.
- What's that? / - Gosh.
(Junho sits in the district magistrate chair.)
This is nice.
As you can see, this is
the district magistrate's government office.
We will shoot a commercial for the tourist site.
We need cast members.
(They continue with the commercial.)
Who's the director?
One of you will be the district magistrate.
The magistrate will be the director and assign roles.
We need one district magistrate, three criminals
- and two policemen. / - Okay.
"The district magistrate brings charges against"
"the criminals and inflict punishments."
The magistrate gives an order,
and the criminals will be punished.
- Just like that? / - Yes.
- For no reason? / - How do we decide?
How should we decide?
You can play any game you want.
What's that?
There's a pogo stick.
Let's use the pogo stick.
It's a pogo stick.
Why do they have a pogo stick here?
It's for children to experience.
- Really? / - Yes.
- Gosh, it's been so long. / - That's nice.
What do we do with the pogo stick?
- Most number of bounces? / - That sounds good.
- You can't practice. / - I can't?
- You can't do that. / - Let me try just once.
It wouldn't be fun if I fail immediately.
Let's start.
- Let's just do it. / - Let's start right away.
Ready or not, rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
(Junho lost.)
- What? / - You should go first.
I can't even keep my balance.
- What should I do? / - Put a foot on it.
Just jump on it.
Once you take your foot off, it begins.
Let me tell you one thing.
You should start with a jump.
In one, two and three.
Once you take your foot off, it begins.
- In one, two, three. / - I'll do it myself.
- Don't say that. / - In one, two, three.
- You have to focus. / - One, two, three.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight,
9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14...
He's so good.
15, 16, 17, 18...
What's going on?
- Keep going. / - 20, 21, 22...
Gosh, it's 22.
What was that?
Have you tried it before?
- You've done it before. / - You came here yesterday.
It's easy.
It suits the length of my legs.
- I gave you a tip. / - Thank you.
- You know they distracted you, right? / - I know.
- I saw. / - I was worried you'd fall down.
Okay. I'll remember that.
What did you just say? My record is 22.
My gosh.
You just wait. I'll do better than 22.
Let's watch Taehyun.
- Start. / - One, two, three, four...
- It's four. / - Three.
- His record is four. / - He's weak.
You were really good.
Choose the right connection. My record is 22.
I'll do it better than 22.
There he goes.
- Wait. / - One, two, three, four, five...
(He begins breezily.)
- What? Is it four? / - It's four.
He's too heavy for this.
You're next.
If I flog, it will hurt so bad.
I'll take his clothes off first.
Here I go.
Start.
- Good luck. / - One, two, three, four,
- It's done. / - five, six, seven...
(He's doing well.)
Six, seven, eight...
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
(I'm sorry.)
- Please save me. / - He's the district magistrate.
Please save me.
- I will... / - Don't touch.
What are you doing to the district magistrate?
Don't touch my body.
You're not allowed to touch my body.
I don't have any expectation.
He's Rockyoon.
One, two, three...
(Only three)
His record is three.
What's wrong with him?
His body looks just fine. What's wrong with him?
If I had your body, I would've gotten 50.
I will put on the costume.
- It's over there. / - All right.
I finally become a king.
- Let me take care of it. / - Okay.
- Please watch him, sir. / - Okay.
- I'll start. / - Okay.
Start.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
9, 10, 11, 12,
- He can't do this. / - 13, 14...
(Will Joonyoung be able to break the record?)
15, 16...
(Nervous)
- 15, 16, 17... / - Gosh.
(He fails to break Junho's record.)
(Junho is the district magistrate.)
- Sir. / - Congratulations.
Try your best.
I got only three.
I'll take good care of you.
I like a government post.
You look good in the uniform.
Sir, I'm Eunuch Kim.
Don't stand over here.
- I'm down here. / - Go down there.
This is for you, sir.
- Okay. / - I'll twist the legs
of the guys who had lunch.
How can I put this on?
I will put him in the pillory.
That's better than flogging.
I will choose my right-hand man first.
Yes, sir.
Say one good thing about me.
Gosh, it's so difficult.
(Letting out a sigh)
You look like Janghyuk in that uniform.
Eonyun.
(He looks a little similar.)
(He just wants to avoid the punishment.)
You look similar.
Junho creates
- a good synergy effect. / - Synergy?
He shouldn't be alone.
He needs
someone to assist him
Joonyoung, you're the policeman.
Policeman one.
I need his good ideas.
He's good at bullying people.
Good at bullying?
(Siyoon and Joonyoung are the policemen.)
(Pillory, flogging and leg-screw)
- Take one. / - Take one.
(The clear sound of slating)
It's so nice to experience
our ancestors' lives on a trip.
Let's go back to the past.
- Go, go! / - Go, go!
(Director, district magistrate, sound effects)
We captured the criminal.
- All right. / - I'm innocent.
Innocent? How dare you... Take his shirt off.
(He undresses Jongmin before punishing him.)
A criminal shouldn't be wearing clothes.
What are you doing? I'm innocent.
(It's an exciting historical trip.)
(The criminal suffers hardships on the trip.)
The local residents are watching us.
They will watch you on TV anyway.
(He puts the microphone on his ear.)
- I'm innocent. / - That's it.
There's a misunderstanding.
What is his sin?
He stole the clothes of a lumberjack
who was taking a shower
at the pond in the mountain last night.
He stole the clothes of a lumberjack?
I can't believe this.
And he loved the lumberjack.
He loved the lumberjack too much.
My heart aches, but I have to twist his legs.
(The end of a sad love story)
- This is Stage 1. / - Stage 1.
It's good. It feels right.
- All right. / - Hey.
- "Hey"? / - One, two, three.
(Power increased by 10)
Try thrilling and fun activities!
- Good. / - Well done.
- Next. / - It was pretty good.
What crime did he commit?
He looks like a nobleman.
(Kim Jahong, a nobleman)
He used to be a secret royal inspector.
Lee Mongryong.
- Me? / - Cha Mongryong.
Yes.
Although you had Chunhyang,
you were dating Kongjwi and Snow White.
(He's been dating Kongjwi and Snow White?)
- What? / - And even Shimcheong!
- I did? / - How could you do that?
What a jerk.
(He's only been dating girls in fairy tales.)
You even dated Snow White in the United States.
Did I do that?
Give him poison.
Drink it up.
There you go.
Travel back in time into the history!
(Travel back in time into the history!)
- Cut. / - That was great.
- Now the highlight. / - Highlight?
Please treat us equally.
I'm treating you all equally.
Goodness, sir!
- You punk! / - We got him.
What crime did he commit?
- He's a brutal criminal. / - Brutal criminal?
Do you know "A Toad That Returns the Favor"?
"A Toad That Returns the Favor"?
He ate the toad from
"A Toad That Returns the Favor".
(He returned evil for good.)
Sir.
He ate the three little pigs.
Sir, I didn't know they were so famous!
He even ate the fish character.
Even the fish?
You ate all the characters from fairy tales!
He cooked maeuntang with the fish character.
Are you a bullfrog or what?
(He's a brutal predator like a bullfrog.)
Sir, I have one last wish before I die.
- What is it? / - I want to eat Dumbo.
Hit his bottom very hard!
I'm so sad I can't eat Dumbo the baby elephant!
Gosh, hey!
(A full swing)
(Hey, wait!)
Wait! Wait!
Hey, come on.
- Lie down. / - It actually hurts a lot.
- Lie down. / - It hurts so much.
- Lie down. / - Why did you eat them?
Is it because of him? Why did you eat them?
I'm sorry.
- Were you hungry? / - Take two more.
Everyone, laugh!
(They excitedly slap him and laugh.)
(What a fun time travel.)
Hit him more!
Sir.
The criminal is in a different outfit now,
- That's true. / - Come on!
Hit him with a stick as well.
- What? / - Why, Sir?
You messed up the commercial.
Lie down.
(The thief goes back to the board.)
He really looks like a criminal.
You look great.
Here we go.
(For a harder slap, a mercenary is hired.)
- Take it easy. / - Let's get started.
Yes, Sir.
Don't forget we will wrap this up with a laughter.
Hit me more!
(If that's what you want.)
Here you go!
Don't move!
Come here.
(What is that?)
Come here!
What is it?
What is that?
(A palanquin?)
What is that?
Isn't that a flower palanquin?
(Who is in the palanquin?)
Maybe Yoo Ilyong is inside.
- Who is it? / - Yoo Ilyong?
Twist Yoo Ilyong's legs.
Who does he think he is to show up like this?
Come out. Come out.
- Come on out. / - Come out.
- Come out. / - Yoo Ilyong.
- Come on out. / - Come out.
Hey, you look strange now.
Yoo Ilyong, come out.
(Let me see your face.)
- Yoo Ilyong. / - Come on out.
Who is it? Is it a woman?
It's a woman.
- Why is there a woman? / - Who is she?
Close it. He's half-naked.
- She's pretty. / - Hang on a second.
- She's pretty. / - What's going on?
Who is in it?
I'm sorry. Jongmin was the one who hit it.
What's going on?
(He quickly changes his attitude.)
- Maybe she's Chunhyang. / - She even laughs nicely.
- Who can be Chunhyang? / - She's really pretty.
- Miss Chunhyang? / - Who could she be?
- Miss Chunhyang. / - No one is telling us.
- She's coming out. / - Hey.
- Excuse me. / - It's a woman.
- Jongmin. / - Why did you do that?
Please cover yourself.
- Cover yourself. / - What's going on?
(They panic to see a female guest.)
- Please come out. / - What is going on?
Watch your head.
(Who is this young woman?)
(Stumbling)
- Be careful. / - Are you okay?
(He tries to keep his pride to the end.)
(She comes out with all eyes on her.)
What's wrong?
Never mind. I just hit myself.
Iced Americano.
She's on "Your Honor".
She's an actress.
- I watched it. / - She's on "Your Honor".
- She plays the idol who did drugs. / - Yes, that's me.
- The idol who did drugs? / - Yes.
(A rising star who has excellent acting skills)
(She was also on "Gonjiam" and "The Chase".)
(A movie and drama actress, Park Jihyun)
- Hello, I am actress Park Jihyun. / - Park Jihyun.
(They welcome her passionately.)
What are you doing? Put on your clothes.
What are you doing? We have a guest here.
What's going on?
Why do we have a guest at this point?
There's a reason we invited her.
Traveling with your family and friends is nice,
but many people dream of
traveling with their lovers too.
She's invited to play your girlfriend.
So there will be a date.
This is unexpected.
Will she be in our commercial too?
- Yes. / - Really?
What do we do? Shouldn't we hit her?
She should get hit with the sticks first.
- Do you watch Two Days and One Night? / - Yes, I do.
Which one of us do you like?
Is there anyone you've been interested in?
- Why are you doing this? / - Be careful.
- She just came. / - Your answer could
- upset him. / - Don't bother her.
Could you rank us? From first to sixth.
Should we all stand in front of you?
- That sounds good. / - Kick the one you hate.
- Junho recently got divorced, so... / - Hey.
(He tries to eliminate his rival.)
- Do I just pick one? / - Yes.
- Kick the sixth first. / - Yes, that's better for us.
Kick the one you don't like.
How can I kick you? Should I?
- Knee kick counts too. / - Kick him hard.
Say, "Get lost!" and kick him.
Get lost!
So that's how you do it.
- Good job. / - That's how you do it.
- Well done. / - Good work.
Did she kick me out?
(Let's see.)
Just pick the one you like the most.
- Pick the best one. / - The best one?
Will she hug the one she likes the most?
(Highly expectant)
(Who will Jihyun choose?)
You can't choose Siyoon.
- Except for Siyoon. / - Not Siyoon.
She can't choose someone she's already close to.
She could just pick him because they're close.
- Except for Siyoon. / - Siyoon is out.
(Then who will she choose?)
Hug the person you like.
(Taehyun?)
- You can't pick Taehyun. / - I'm out too?
(Flustered)
- Why not? / - You can't pick him.
- This is unfair. / - You can't pick an actor.
- You're both actors. / - He's an actor.
- Actors are out. / - No connections allowed.
- You can't choose fellow actors. / - He's out.
Now, let's do it.
(He butts in.)
Are you single?
- We're all singles. / - I'm single.
He's divorced, so it's okay.
This is a group of single people.
- Are you okay? / - Let's do it again.
Let's do it again without those actors.
Kick the one you like the most among them.
- Kick? / - Kick the one you like.
(Without hesitation)
She kicked him.
(Whom did she kick?)
(Here you go!)
(I can't move my body.)
(I can't stop smiling.)
- He has a girlfriend. / - This doesn't count.
- This doesn't count. / - He has a girlfriend.
- This doesn't count. / - He's rolling around.
Let's do it again.
(They take a short break.)
Is it your first time on a variety show?
I heard you couldn't sleep last night.
(She couldn't sleep because she was nervous.)
- People... / - I'm so scared.
You are? There's nothing to be scared of.
I really enjoyed the drama.
- He was a big fan of it. / - He watched everything.
I watched all the episodes.
- He did. / - How did you know?
We're going to pick one person to play
Jihyun's boyfriend in our commercial.
- Boyfriend? / - Yes.
Jihyun will look at your acting
and pick one.
Let me show you the audition script.
- Let me see. / - What is it?
Don't tell me it's an improvisation.
This is the movie, "A Promise".
That scene?
Didn't we watch this?
(Park Shinyang's famous line)
(If you ask me what my sin is,)
(it's that I met this woman...)
- "I met this woman." / - "I met this woman."
- "I loved this woman." / - "I loved this woman."
(Shinyang expressed the emotions in depth.)
That's my sin.
- "I leave this woman." / - "I leave this woman."
(I hate myself so much.)
- "I hate myself so much." / - "I hate myself so much."
"I hate myself so much."
But loving this woman...
It's so long. I can't memorize this.
(The key is to express the emotional outburst.)
It's too hard.
- It's too hard. / - It's a famous scene,
but it's Park Shinyang's perfect acting
that made it great.
Please set things up.
It's going to be a strange audition.
- Gosh, what is this? / - They're bringing ice.
(The props are set in an instant.)
- Is that an acupressure mat? / - Yes.
(A powerful acupressure mat)
(Mysterious tools)
(It's the oddest audition in the world.)
You will squat hop
across the acupressure mat one by one,
kneel on the cushion and read the lines.
Jihyun will be sitting over there
as a judge.
What? She should join us.
(Hopping on the acupressure mat?)
The rest of you can
use the props over there
and disturb the one
kneeling on the cushion.
- Disturb? / - What?
The rest may disturb the one who auditions?
(It's a strange audition.)
- Goodness. / - I like the idea.
All right.
Make it difficult for the person to focus.
Jihyun, please tell us about the criteria.
- Be precise. / - What will you focus on?
Your acting has to be fun and genuine at the same time.
We will make it funny anyway.
This is impossible.
Our goal is to read all the lines.
Reading all the lines is our goal.
Rock-paper-scissors.
(They decide the order.)
- You do it first. / - No, I'll go last.
Rock-paper-scissors.
(Auditioning order)
- Okay. / - Nice.
Who is the first one to audition?
I am.
(No. 1, Cha Shinyang)
I think it's better to go first.
(The rest are motivated to drag him down.)
Taehyun.
(Is there something else?)
In case Taehyun is not ticklish,
I'll use another tool.
(This is a nightmare.)
Ready, action.
(As soon as he hops on the board, it burns.)
Jihyun.
My gosh.
I'll do my best, Jihyun.
Kneel down. Let's get started.
If...
If you...
(Thud)
(There's no way you can get serious.)
If you ask me
what sin I committed,
(Let me give you some ice.)
it's that I met this woman
- and... / - Don't laugh.
You shouldn't laugh.
I leave this woman alone.
I think it's my biggest sin.
I hate myself so much.
(The rubber thread stretches.)
But!
When it comes to loving this woman...
(The pain intensifies the emotions.)
I really...
Really...
I really
didn't want to be a human.
You're so dead.
(They don't care.)
(Fascinated)
Being the first one is the best.
- If the first one is this bad... / - Let's stop it.
- Let's stop it. / - This is enough.
You play her boyfriend.
That sounds good. You do it.
You two do it.
- Who's next? / - It's Jongmin.
- All right. / - Jongmin.
Why is this so terrifying?
Do you have more props? Something hard.
- Do you have bricks? / - Is there a hammer?
What do you need that for?
- Hey. / - Take this.
He brought a bucket of water.
It's for the next person.
You guys are like torturers.
This is terrifying.
Let's start.
Ready, action.
(I got you.)
Gosh, I'm scared.
Hop.
Wait until you reach the cushion.
I have to concentrate on the emotion.
I'm not there yet.
(He hops on the same spot.)
Hurry up.
(He must be really scared.)
- Push him. / - What are you doing?
I can't go further.
(He's pushed to the cushion.)
Let's get started.
It starts once you kneel down.
- Stay put. / - Wait.
(You're now watching how pain can)
Get out of the way.
(turn into deep emotions.)
Hey.
If you
- Bring the water. / - ask me
what my sins are...
What are you saying?
- What my sins are... / - What are you saying?
(Kicking)
It's that I met this woman.
"I loved this woman."
(He gets doused with water.)
- And... / - Read the lines.
I leave this woman
alone.
(For a deeper emotion, he pours ice on him.)
As long as
I leave this woman alone...
(She can't breathe.)
(He aggressively expresses the emotion.)
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm not done yet!
Wait!
When it comes to loving this woman...
(He picks his toes with a clothespin.)
I hate myself so much.
(Okay.)
(She's touched by his deep emotions.)
- My goodness. / - But...
(His acting gets better and better.)
When it comes to loving this woman, I really...
- Let's party. / - I really
didn't want to be a human.
It's over.
(Now he feels the pain.)
Now please judge his performance.
(He's a wreck.)
(She laughs so hard that she can't breathe.)
I'm sorry, but I'm after him.
What's going to happen to me now?
(The audition is getting more and more chaotic.)
It's already this hardcore. I'm worried.
- My gosh. / - This is crazy.
I could understand almost nothing,
but I feel so bad for him.
(He desperately acted a pathetic man.)
It was very funny.
- It was so funny. / - We made you look funny.
Your shoulders have become much broader.
Look at him.
(He removes his shoulder pads.)
I'm glad I was the first.
You know what is going to happen.
You know you won't need a microphone.
(Spitting)
(An unexpected salt water terror attack)
She stepped on the mine.
She stepped on the mine. It's salt water.
- Who gave it to her? / - Not me.
(It's obviously Junho.)
He managed to feed her some salt water.
How dare you kick me!
Have you been holding the grudge?
I've been waiting for 30 minutes.
(When they were getting ready for the game...)
- Here's water. / - Thank you.
(That's why you were kind to her.)
Have you been waiting since then?
You're amazing.
Let me take revenge on him for you.
Don't throw this away.
(He thinks he knows what he'll use it for.)
It's reserved for you.
You have your saltwater reserved.
(Shouting)
Why do I have to hype up before I act?
Would you like to say a word?
- Jihyun. / - Say something.
Let's shoot the next drama together.
Goodness, that's scary.
- He should be punished. / - Jihyun.
- Let's see how he acts. / - That sounds good.
Shall we let him read two lines at least?
No need to go hard immediately.
- Let's wait until "love". / - Let's wait a bit.
Ready, action.
Here we go.
He hasn't started yet.
(He hasn't started yet.)
(He didn't even step on the acupressure mat.)
- Not yet. / - He hasn't started yet.
- Not yet? / - My gosh.
What was that?
- What did you do? / - I didn't even start yet.
- I didn't start yet. / - What's wrong with you?
My goodness.
I lost the flow. Give me a second.
- I need to focus. / - What a great actor.
What is he talking about?
What does he mean?
(He embarrasses the others.)
Ready, action.
(He starts again!)
Nice to meet you. Welcome.
We'll start after that line.
(Welcome.)
- Take it slow. / - Turn on the music.
If you
ask me...
(He puts make-up on his face.)
(It's hilarious from the beginning.)
What sin I committed...
(Defconn, eyes terrorist)
I'll give him the salt water.
It's that I met this woman.
(Summary execution)
I loved this woman.
(Shame on you and your sin!)
(Tearing up)
I left the woman alone.
It's my biggest sin.
(Impressed)
I...
(They pour ice cubes and water on him.)
I...
I hate...
(His face is so unique and funny.)
I hate...
I hate myself so much.
Much better.
Whose turn is it now? Is it Jongmin's turn?
Who...
(A delayed attack)
- But... / - He looks like a serious criminal.
He's a serious criminal.
When it comes to loving this woman,
I didn't want to
- be a human. / - It's over.
It's over.
(It's finally over.)
- Isn't it scary? / - He's a great actor.
His diction was very good.
- It was good, right? / - Yes.
I worked really hard on acting.
(Actor No. 4, Jung Joonyoung)
Hurry up. What do you want to say to her?
Jihyun.
- Say something. / - Say something.
Please forget how I will look today.
He means it.
(As a fan, he wants her to see only good things.)
Raise your head.
You're not going to pour it on my hair, are you?
Come on. It'll be fine.
Let's attack him first.
(They start attacking him already.)
(Oh, no.)
- Let me wash it for you. / - Let's wash it.
If you ask me what sin I committed...
Jihyun is here. Let's wash it for him.
(Pouring)
We're just washing your face for you.
- We're washing your face. / - We're just helping you.
Exactly.
It's that I met this woman...
- Stop meeting women. / - Stop meeting women, you jerk.
I met this woman.
When it comes to
loving this woman,
(A slight smile)
I really
didn't want to be a human.
- It's over. / - It's over.
(After a long struggle, the audition is over.)
We're out of water.
I look too ugly now.
(All of a sudden?)
(He suddenly starts showing off his charms.)
Is this why he asked for water?
(This is how a real man washes his face.)
(How high will he be ranked?)
- Let's use that and... / - Spray on his teeth.
Let's spray it on his teeth. He has a lot of cavities.
Let's open his mouth like this.
(He takes off his clothes.)
- Let's go. / - Siyoon.
(Defconn suddenly goes somewhere.)
(He brought a hose.)
Wait, he brought a hose.
(They saved his microphone.)
- Let's get started. / - This is insane.
It's cold.
It's really cold.
Enjoy the moment.
- It's so cold. / - Use this.
Ready, action.
(Bumpy road)
He could read the lines really quickly.
Let's make him read the lines slowly.
(Duct tape?)
- Get him. / - Raise your head.
(His mouth is completely blocked.)
Does it work?
(What a peculiar audition.)
What are you saying? I can't hear you.
I can't hear anything.
We couldn't hear any lines,
so just read the lines without disturbance.
- Read the lines. / - Leave him alone.
- If you / - He looks kind of cool.
- ask me what sin I committed, / - He's doing great.
it's that I met this woman,
- I loved this woman / - He's drooling.
- and I left her alone. / - He's drooling so much.
(Sad)
I hate myself so much.
When it comes to loving her,
I really...
(His emotions build up to the climax.)
He has such a big mouth.
I didn't want to be a human.
He's a really good actor.
He's totally wet.
That was great.
(Cut!)
Let's move on to the next schedule.
Let's go.
I'm a professional actor.
He had good eyes.
She says he had good eyes.
He expressed the emotions well through his eyes.
Great work.
This is the last audition.
Ready, action.
- He's doing his best. / - What are you saying?
(The make-up artists come to him as he kneels down.)
- I'll make him look nice. / - It's snowing.
(He puts ketchup on his face.)
If you
ask me what sin I committed...
He looks awesome. He looks like General Hwang.
He looks cool.
(Amazed)
I want to take a picture of this.
I left her alone.
- He's such a good actor. / - Sit down.
- Have a seat here. / - Sit.
- Have a seat. / - Sit on the stool.
- Please get the water ready. / - Here comes the water.
This woman...
(They even remove the make-up for him.)
When it comes to loving this woman...
- This is... / - Hey!
(Stop it!)
(Junho got doused along.)
I said it's over!
Until we say it's over, it's not over!
(It's a mess.)
(Splashing)
(I just changed my clothes!)
(Okay, change it again.)
(Screaming)
Why did you take a shower?
Now Jihyun will decide your ranking from first to last.
The winner will play her boyfriend.
The last place will be given something to do.
One of the recent traveling trends is to travel alone.
(Traveling alone)
Can't he join us, then?
- Alone? / - He can't join us?
The one who ends up in the last place
will go somewhere alone
while we shoot the commercial here.
He will shoot a scene where he travels alone.
My goodness.
Jihyun, would you please decide the ranking now?
- It's so hard. / - It must be hard.
We'll give you some time to think.
- Do you remember everything? / - Yes.
- The delivery... / - Of course.
(They passionately acted in hardships.)
(Who will be ranked first and sixth?)
- Let's go with fifth place. / - Okay.
- The fifth place. / - The fifth place.
(Drumroll)
Who did Jihyun choose?
(Who was funny and genuine?)
- The fifth place. / - Fifth place.
Jung Joonyoung.
(Jung Joonyoung wins fifth place.)
There was someone worse than Joonyoung?
Let's move on to the fourth place.
Who won fourth place?
Cha Taehyun.
- Good for you. / - Who won third place?
I don't want to be alone.
Siyoon.
(Siyoon wins third place.)
- Come here. / - Awesome.
- Is it one of us three again? / - It's us three again.
Why am I nervous and excited at the same time?
(He's nervous and excited at the same time.)
I won't deny it.
Now tell us who won second place.
Kim Junho.
- He wins second place? / - It's the best.
(Gosh, I survived.)
They look somewhat expectant.
- Oh, no. / - What if Defconn wins?
What did Defconn do?
Please throw the ball to the winner of the sixth place.
Take off your glasses.
Who does Jihyun never want to act together with?
(With whom does she not want to act together?)
Jongmin won the first impression vote.
Please close your eyes.
- Close your eyes. / - Will there be a twist?
- Please! / - Who will travel alone?
I don't want to travel alone.
The loser is...
Who was the worst actor?
(Defconn will travel alone.)
Defconn, goodbye!
(Jongmin won two games in a row.)
(Let's go.)
He can't even say farewell.
Park Jihyun, I'm disappointed in you.
I didn't know you were so mean.
Did you have to leave me alone?
- He's good. / - He's a great actor until the end.
It wasn't bad.
Was he doing an impression of Younggu?
"Don't leave me alone!"
(Next week)
(One man fights against loneliness.)
(And...)
(There are men who fight against lies.)
(A story of maturing village idiots)
(See you next week.)
("All Night" by Soyou)
("She's in the Rain" by The Rose)